80% off at Circuit City

Circuit City is going out of business, which I actually think is sad because I always thought it was an awesome store. They were always good about returns. I took back a camcorder and a DTV receiver after using them each for well over a year and they took them both back. That's probably why they are going out of business.

Anyway, they will be gone in like 3 days. But for weeks I had seen signs about the crazy sales they have going on to get rid of stuff. I saw a sign that CDs and DVDs for 80% off! So I went in last night after class to see what they would could possibly still have in stock. I just about died when I saw it:

Yep...every Tyler Perry DVD ever made. I'm not even exaggerating when I say that these pieces of crap made up well over half of what was left. I was so happy.

If you aren't familiar with Tyler Perry's work, here it is: he dresses like a sassy old black woman and says outrages things...even though he's a man! It's every black comedian's go-to routine. Eddie Murphy used to be funny, but now he makes multi-million dollar movies of him dressed as a fat black lady. I don't get it.

But I see adds for this retarded show everytime I watch an NBA game on TNT and I get so pissed off at how stupid it is. If anyone still actually reads my crappy blog, please search YouTube and search Tyler Perry. If you are able to sit a whole Madea's Family Reunion clip, tell me if it's not the most retarded thing you've ever subjected yourself to.

After I left Circuit City, I wondered to myself, "how awful does a product have to be in order to be discounted 80% and still not sell?" Really, think about it. It had to have cost more than that $2.50 to produce. With all the people that go in and out of that store when its practically giving stuff away, to not be able to sell it...that has to be pretty effing awful. Imagine being Tyler Perry and walking into an 80% off shelf and seeing your whole life's work right there. I don't care how rich he is, that has to sting a little. I really wish I had his e-mail address so I could send him this picture. They were able to move every last season of Home Improvement, but there's Tyler Perry's House of Pain collecting dust. now THAT's very funny.