Ode to the camera phone

Here is Vaughn playing the guitar he got for Christmas. He'd just pluck the E string as hard as he could and then start clapping for himself. Katie was far less impressed than he was, as you can tell. The weird thing is, by 3 in the afternoon he could play all of The Gambler by Kenny Rogers.

Two dicks at the Weinershnitzel. This one really doesn't need a caption I guess.

This last summer I was helping Danny and Savannah move into their house on what felt like the hottest day of the year. 5 hours into loading boxes in and out of trucks, I could tell that heat stroke was just around the corner. At one point, Danny took me around to show me what was in his backyard. Thats where I saw the above "horse". I really don't think I have ever laughed harder at anything in my life. The whole rest of the time we were moving, I had to do everything I could to not think of those crappy logs, put together to supposedly resemble the body of a horse. I had to put the hand cart down at one point because I'd just lose it. Whoever the previous owner of this house was really made my day.

What is it about the Red Lobster that makes it so freaking amazing? It never disappoints.

The couple that looks gay together, stays together. Andy's lack of shame helps her to blend in. Tepenyaki styleeeeeeee

Heres a video of us dropping Vaughn into some pillows. I'm positive he didn't like doing it as much as we did.

Here is Scout and Emme just beating the hell out of Josh's dog. At one part, Emme just starts poking him in the eye and smacking his head and you can tell the dog is just wondering what he did to deserve it. These kids are hilarious.