Las Vegas Styleeeeee

We got cheap tickets to Las Vegas so we went down Saturday and came back Monday night. I almost never win any money so I don't know why I bother. But all that aside, it was a pretty fun trip. Here are some highlights:

1. Fatburger- I could pretty much lose everything as long as I know the Fatburger with egg is coming.
2. The guy with a piece of crap on his head- there was a guy working at the New York New York with what I'm 95% sure was a piece of crap on his head.
3. Dees-a-way- Brian and I started a new Chinese accent where all we said was "ah you go dees-a-way". Man, it was retarded!
4. Jet Blue- Best airline ever! Seriously. I never want to fly again without tv. Akward conversations with the people next to me are a thing of the past.
5. Free Las Vegas Porn!!! Wooooooohoooo! I'm still trying to scratch off the little stars with a quarter.

Here are some parts of the trip I could have done without:

1. The Circus Circus- It's not like we even stayed in the "good" part of the Circus Circus. Nope, building D. Just a 10 minute walk from the crappiest casino in Las Vegas. You expect a little more from the pink, dilapidated, clowned themed hotel on the strip.
2. Sleeping with Pack- I'd never been full on spooned by a guy in his underwear before. As positive as I was on Saturday that I'm not gay, I'm probably 10 times more positive now.
3. Cleopatra's stingy bonuses- The next time I get three sphinx heads and anything less than 150 credits, I really think I might kill somebody. I'm starting to think casinos might be set up to actually TAKE my money.
4. Smoke- I never realize how bad I hate cigarette smoke until I spend 2 seconds in any building in Las Vegas. Say what you will about Utah, but it doesn't smell like ass.
5. The Deuce - Why should you ever have to wait an hour for a bus that only goes up and down the strip? It doesn't make sense.

So yeah, it was a good trip.