Finally!
You know what they have called shorts that go to your knees ever since 1987? That's right...they call them "shorts". So if necessity is the mother of invention, where does this place KneeShorts get off existing? In Utah, that's where!
That seriously had to be the hardest pitch for a business loan ever, if it did indeed occur after the ABA merger..."um yeah but the difference is, our shorts go to the KNEE!". That's like me starting a business called "Cup Drinks" where we sell drinks, only they come in a cup. Quite the gimmick! It's not only that it's easy to find shorts that go to your knees...it's almost impossible to find ones that don't! Believe me. With legs like these babies, you look everywhere to find a way to showcase them.
My favorite is their NCAA Apparel section. They seriously sell one Dixie t-shirt and one UVU t-shirt so they don't have to call it the BYU section. Comedy!
posted by Jim @ 11:30 PM
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I always laugh at these places when I drive by. To me it would be like opening a store called Elastic Waistband Pants or ankle socks. Not a new invention and you can get them almost anywhere, but the selling point is you could get them all in one place.
We really need to do make your movie idea about the Board of Knee Shorts conspiring to get people to wear booty shorts again so that their company can make a stand and, once again, corner the market on modest shorts.
Agreed...I can't believe with how many movie ideas we have and your knowledge of video and editing we haven't a single credit to our name. We still have to make the big one. You know what I'm talking about.
Man, this is great! I think the same company should create stores that sell sleeves also. Its too hard to find modest shirts these days, I mean - I went into every store in the mall the other day to find a good top and all I could find was a bunch of see-through pasties.
You guys are all crazy and i love it! I miss being around you all.
Maybe I don't miss Utah as much as I think I do. People here just walk around in their underwear so I should just go one step the other direction and open a store called No Shorts.
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